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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via aegyotrash)

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

(via meto21)

waturs:

✦⋆more here⋆✦

(Source: queenofhippies, via aegyotrash)

wonclerful:

when i ask u what ur favourite colour is i expect a colour of the rainbow not some guava sunset-salami coral reef bullshit 

(Source: wonclerful, via aegyotrash)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via aegyotrash)

dannyelephantom:

truepac:

life is a struggle

his jacket is a metaphor of my existence

(Source: 5keng, via confusedaboutlifehippocampus)

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

(via verwelktesgedicht)

(Source: nekopero, via hellsnextboss)

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.